The Analogue · 525 Founders Registry · Opens June 21, 2026 · Patent Pending
Derived from 15 years of clinical practice and mechanical preservation.
The Analogue bridges the golden era of driving and the future of predictive intelligence. Know what your car needs before it tells you, and know exactly what to do about it.
Secure Your Founder Number"For 15 years, I practiced as a Doctor of Acupuncture and Integrative Medicine, using clinical pulse diagnosis to find health where others only saw symptoms."
My clinical career was spent reading invisible signals in complex systems. Finding declining vitality when no lab markers, no imaging, no standard tests showed a problem, yet something wasn't right. That is functional health assessment. That is predictive medicine.
I have always been an engineer at heart and a car enthusiast my whole life. The raw power of a naturally aspirated inline-six, the honesty of an analog throttle cable, the way an E39 communicates through the steering wheel. These machines deserve better than reactive repairs and vague fault codes.
Today I am applying that same Clinician's Oath to the machines we love. The E30, the E36, the E39, the E46, the E60, the E9x, the 911, and all of the legends of the 1990–2006 era. They deserve a clinician.
One platform. From knowing what's wrong, to understanding why, to fixing it yourself, to knowing it won't happen again. Built for drivers, not engineers with a PhD.
Every fault code in plain English. Walk around your car with your iPhone reading live data from every module. No laptop. No Windows. No guessing.
The Vitality Score tells you where your car's health is trending before something breaks. Fix it on your schedule, not the roadside's.
Your manufacturer's AI engineer tells you what the code means for your specific car, what's causing it, and what to check first. A mentor, not a manual.
Step-by-step DIY guides for your exact chassis. Every tool. Every part. Embedded video. Torque specs. Order parts without leaving the app.
The Vitality Score isn't a snapshot. It's a living picture of your car's health from three independent sources, triangulated over time into one number you can trust.
The app listens to your engine and compares its acoustic signature against a library of known pre-failure patterns: rod bearing wear, IMS degradation, piston slap. Catch what your ears can't hear yet.
Upload your Blackstone Labs report and the platform reads your wear metal concentrations, viscosity breakdown, and contamination markers, folding them into your Vitality Score.
Every sensor from every module logged and trended over time. Small changes that mean something, caught before they become expensive.
One number. Every data point your car has ever given you. Trending over time. Always honest. Use it to prove condition at resale. Never get blindsided again.
Every service logged. Parts installed. Vitality Score before and after. Photos. Fault history. Blackstone reports. A pre-purchase inspection guide for every supported chassis.
The moment your Council engineer identifies a fault, the complete repair guide for your exact chassis surfaces instantly.
Paul knows that if you're replacing the CCV on an M54, the intake boots are probably next. He'll tell you before you close it up.
Fault found. Parts surface automatically, matched to your VIN, engine, and variant. Three quality tiers. Order in-app.
From fault code to parts ordered in under three minutes. No browser tabs. No part number copy-paste.
Part group drive tracker, part car club, part roadside rescue network. See other owners in real time, share your engine data while you drive.
Start a Group Drive and see everyone's position, RPMs, engine temps, oil pressure, and boost in real time on a shared live map. If someone's coolant temp climbs into the danger zone, every driver in the group sees the alert.
Every driver in The Analogue has a DR built from their performance on saved local routes. Each run generates a Tofu Score measuring how precisely you handle the car. The leaderboard for every regional route shows the top scores.
Record your favorite drives with full GPS track and live performance telemetry overlaid at every point. Save the route, share it with your Pack, and let others run it with full telemetry context from your first lap.
See another Analogue user on the map and send an in-app high-beam flash to say hello. One tap opens a direct message. If something goes wrong, one tap sends your GPS position and live telemetry to everyone in the group.
Schedule group drives, meetups, and car events directly in the app. Post in live community threads before, during, and after the drive.
Create a private lounge for your car club with group chat, direct messages, and shared routes. The Analogue also suggests local Packs based on your GPS.
E30, E36, E38, E39, E46, E53, E60, E9x, Mini Cooper. Mentored by Paul.
993, 996, 997, 991, 992. Mentored by Hans.
B-series, K-series, VTEC, NSX, S2000. Mentored by Shigeru.
You aren't using an app. You are consulting with the accumulated knowledge of each manufacturer's era. Founders get them all, forever.
| Status | Manufacturer | Council | Community |
|---|---|---|---|
| LIVE | BMW & Mini | Paul | The Vault |
| LIVE | All Vehicles | Otto | The Pack |
| SOON | Porsche | Hans | The Paddock |
| SOON | Honda / Acura | Shigeru | The Circuit |
| SOON | Volkswagen / Audi | Klaus | Der Ring |
| SOON | Subaru | Taka | The Apex |
| SOON | Toyota | Mac | Basecamp |
| SOON | Ferrari | Enzo | The Prancing Horse |
| SOON | Land Rover | Wilks | The Trail |
Your deposit secures your Founder number. Your platform tier is chosen separately at launch. Any deposit amount goes toward any tier. Every Founder receives a numbered physical placard.
Your deposit secures your Founder number, not your platform tier. Any deposit amount goes toward any platform tier at launch. The deposit determines which number pool you choose from.
Every Founder receives a numbered physical placard. Legendary Founders additionally receive their number laser-engraved into the machined aluminum FLIR case.
Deposits non-refundable. Full balance charged June 21, 2026. Regular pricing after Founders closes: base app $49 + chassis unlocks $9.99 + Coding Module $19.99.
Registry closes permanently when 525 is reached or at the Solstice. No extensions.
Waitlist gets access June 20th, a full 24 hours before the public. Your number could be gone by the time they get in.